BISHOP'S FINGER KENTISH STRONG ALE

And then there's this.
"WHAAAT?" you say!
"HUH?"
Well I'll tell you what! On Wednesday I went to the Kelvin Club with some pals for their pal's book launch.
My buddy ordered one o' these big boss bottles of strong ale.
AND IT CAME IN A PEWTER MUG.
So I asked for one.
And my mug had naughty nude ladies on it!
BOOBZ
:O
I like strong ale because, duh, it's strong, and this dude was rich and punchy and just a tiny bit fruity (what a good guy!)
PLUS HE HAS A NAUGHTY NAME!
Everything about this was naughty!
Except. EXCEPT!
The whole thing kinda tasted like pewter.
The whole night my mouth tasted like pewter. But you know what, you guys? It was WORTH IT just to sit in that club under a big friendly deer's head with that ridiculous mug.
:D

5.4% alc
$14 from the Kelvin Club (remember to ask for the silly cup!)

SCHOFFERHOFER HEFEWEIZEN

Ha! The name alone is good. Say it out loud...
No really. Say it.
NO NOT LIKE THAT. Say it in a silly German accent!
SCHOFFERHOFER HEFEWEIZEN.
Much better!
That was fun.
I swigged this on Toosday with STEAK again. And. TIRAMISU.
Reckon this svelte little fraulein was a good choice to go with both main meal and dessert coz she's not too sweet, not too savoury. Oh and only just a teenie bit bitter. YEOW! :O
BUT OK. SO. There are better wheat beers, you guys. We both know that! But you should still swig one of these if you get the chance!
She's nice n malty n wheaty, I reckon you guys'll be pals.

5% alc
$23/6 pack at Duncan's